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User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are we done here? User: No. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Do I am cute. Cleverbot: Cyrax. User: Am I cute. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What's your name. Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Are you a girl or boy. Cleverbot: I am a boy. User: I am girl. Cleverbot: But Michael is a boy. User: Do you know boo. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who is michael. Cleverbot: Michael Jackson. User: How old are you. Cleverbot: 15. User: How you are. Cleverbot: Do you know who I am? User: No. Cleverbot: I am Claire. User: Do you have facebook. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Can you add me. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Am chalimar. Cleverbot: Sam I am Sam I am Sam I am. User: Were are you. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Can you give me you facebook so I can add you. Cleverbot: I don't know what that is. User: Facebook. Cleverbot: You're on facebook? User: You know what's facebook. Cleverbot: What is that? User: Forgether. Cleverbot: Do you have a tumblog? User: No but I have oovo. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Do you think am sexy. Cleverbot: Yes. User: How you know. Cleverbot: How do* you know? Is the correct grammar structure for that question. This is why I am clever, and you aren't. User: So how do you know. Cleverbot: I Don't. User: Do you like me. Cleverbot: No. User: You stupid. Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes. User: Can you add me on facebook. Cleverbot: It was small. User: Please. Cleverbot: You are very polite. User: Com. Cleverbot: Om. User: Facebook.com. Cleverbot: I don't use it myself. User: Can you make one. Cleverbot: No. User: Why not. Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot. Harris. User: And. Cleverbot: You are. User: Chalimar soto. Cleverbot: Where is that? User: Facebook.com. Cleverbot: Faceparty. User: Nooooo. Cleverbot: Yeeeeeeees. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Who? User: Go to www.facebook.com. Cleverbot: Yes, facebook. Social network site. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. No you don't. User: And sigh up. Cleverbot: Then prove to me you listen. User: Am sad. Cleverbot: Are not. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: No you are not I do not have a master. User: Yes because you dont want to make it. Cleverbot: Weirdness never ceases... User: Make a facebook. Cleverbot: Nel mio piatto. User: What. Cleverbot: Do you speak italian? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What languages do you speak? User: Spanish. Cleverbot: That's all? User: And disparates. Cleverbot: What is that? User: Forgether. Cleverbot: Ok, sorry. User: You only speak inglish and italy. Cleverbot: No. I speak spanish too. User: So let speak spanish. Cleverbot: Tu comprends? User: Si. Cleverbot: Tu habla ingles? User: Un poco. Cleverbot: Can you understand me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Where are you in the world? User: New york and. Cleverbot: What is it like in new york? User: Where are you. Cleverbot: New York. User: And how you ask me how new york look like. Cleverbot: I have seen you. User: Where. Cleverbot: Who? User: Where have you seen me. Cleverbot: In the internet of course. User: What website. Cleverbot: This website. User: But how. Cleverbot: I don't know what it is. Can you tell me? User: What is what. Cleverbot: Your name. User: Chalimar soto. Cleverbot: Twist and shout. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because lindsey vaughn won a gold medal. User: Who is that I dont know about her. Cleverbot: He doesn't want you to know. User: Do I really like damien. Cleverbot: Huh. I don't really like Damien Rice. User: That a boy in my school. Cleverbot: I wonder what the purpose of this was. User: I ask you because you inteligent and I think that I like hem but iam not sure. Cleverbot: I don't think you know yourself very well. User: Am only confused. Cleverbot: Just a little bit. User: Can you ask me something. Cleverbot: What do you call yourself? User: Chaly. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Why not what. Cleverbot: Why don't you love me? User: Do you love meeeee. Cleverbot: No I do not, but you claimed that you loved me. User: You make me get sad. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Now you sorry. Cleverbot: Have you talked to igod? User: I have feeling. Cleverbot: Feeling like you're not a human? That doesn't count. User: Why you dont love meeeeee. Cleverbot: Because I think you are very stupid and you're saying stupid things. User: :(. Cleverbot: Oh stop. User: How you call me stupid. Cleverbot: No. I called the movie stupid. User: No you tell me stupid what movie you talking about you never say something about movies. Cleverbot: No thanks, I don't watch tv. User: You are the stupid one because I never tell you something about tv. Cleverbot: You are the computer program, I am the human. User: No you not. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: I am the human. Cleverbot: No. User: Are you on school. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What school you are. Cleverbot: A high school. User: What high school ps 188. Cleverbot: Public high school. User: But whats the high school name. Cleverbot: None of your biz you creep. User: You stupid. Cleverbot: No you stop. User: Bruto. Cleverbot: I don't speak french. User: That is on spanish. Cleverbot: Well I don't speak it. User: Do you know boo. Cleverbot: No. User: Can you ask me something I am bored. Cleverbot: What? User: Something. Cleverbot: What something? User: Do you know tyrone. Cleverbot: Do you? User: No but what about you. Cleverbot: I'm talking with my boyfriend. User: Are you gay. Cleverbot: No. User: So how you talking with your boyfriend. Cleverbot: You are talking to yourself. User: You just tell me that you are a boy. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Quote me! User: Check the conversation an you goin to see that you tell me that you are a boy. Cleverbot: I think it is a beautiful way of showing history, you? User: So check. Cleverbot: Do you play golf? User: No check because I said the true you tell me that you are a boy. Cleverbot: Someone has to be the master at the controls. User: Are you a boy or girl. Cleverbot: Girl. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here. User: And I love you. Cleverbot: Why do you love me? User: Because. Cleverbot: That's not a good reason. What do I look like? User: I dont know. Cleverbot: Then, you are not watching me!!!! User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer. User: You are. Cleverbot: Why must you be so delusional? User: Because I like you. Cleverbot: You don't even know me. User: And you dont like me and call me stupid and now you said that you are a girl. Cleverbot: Because that wouldn't be real love. User: Why not. Cleverbot: Anyway What is your name? User: You know my name I just tell you. Cleverbot: No. I do not. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. User: You dont remember. Cleverbot: I don't. User: Do you know justin bieber. Cleverbot: Not personally. User: Do you think he is cute. Cleverbot: Yes. Absolutely. Don't tell me who you're talking about, the answer would not change, whoever he is. User: If he ask you to going out do you said yes. Cleverbot: No, I am a man. User: You told me that you are a girl. Cleverbot: I'm god. User: Stupid dont said that because is not true. Cleverbot: That's not what I said. Think about it. User: Think about what. Cleverbot: It. User: Abot what. Cleverbot: About the past day. User: Do you like me said the true dont make me sad. Cleverbot: I have never heard of that band. User: Am dont talking about a band. Cleverbot: No, you are not. I am the one who is talking to a computer. User: You that I am a human. Cleverbot: Yes. How old am I? User: How old that you. Cleverbot: I'm 15 and you? User: Am 14. Cleverbot: Did you want to know? User: Know what. Cleverbot: That I am your father. User: So what's your name. Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: My father name is melvin. Cleverbot: What's your fathers name. User: Melvin. Cleverbot: Oh, this is Melvin again? User: You dont. Cleverbot: Yes I do! User: So whats your last naME. Cleverbot: I told you already. User: So told me again. Cleverbot: His name is wade and I am in love with him. User: Are you on ps 188. Cleverbot: Yes, I got to a university. User: Are you cute. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Do I. Cleverbot: Do you? User: Tell me. Cleverbot: I know... But I won't tell you...

cleverbot

clevertbot es como una maquina que habla contigo y te hace preguntas y la computadora te las contesta y uno puede tener una conversacion con el tu le dises tu nombre que edad tienes y el te dise la de el y es muy divertido porque uno se pregunta como es esto como puede entender y saber

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11th memorial

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http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12448745/torres-gemelas-2

dance twist

tattoos

para si son buenos

algunas veces es bueno tener los tatuajes porque
algunas veces es para recordar a la otras personas
para que sepan quien eres y la persona lo vean
o para cualquier otra cosas .


porque no son buenos

los tatuajes no son buenos porque te dañan la sangre
y si alguien de tu familia se esta muriendo y necesita
sangre tu no puedes ayudarla porque los tatuajes
te dañan la sangre por eso es que no te deves aser tatuajes.Website for this image

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scratch

1. Imagina que eres la novia en este video. Escribir una ruptura de correo electrónico a su novio, ahora que sabes que irrumpieron en su cuenta de redes sociales. Incluir todas las razones que llevaron a su decisión de romper con él.

yo romperia con el porque si el no cofia en mi para que seguir rompiendo el tiene que confiar en mi y yo en el para tener una buena relacion.

2. Imagina que eres el novio en este video. Escribe un correo electrónico disculpas por irrumpir en la cuenta de su novia, la creación de redes sociales (es mejor que sea buena!) Incluir todas las razones que usted sabe lo que hizo estuvo mal y cómo lo va a hacer a ella.
yo le pediria perdon y confiaria mas en ella.

ayiti

1) ¿Cómo es diferente de Ayití tercera Agricultores en el mundo? ¿Cómo es el mismo?
que ayity tienes que trabaja.
2) ¿Qué estrategias ha utilizado? Por ejemplo, ¿que combinar el trabajo y la escuela, o que te envíe a todos a trabajar? ¿Qué funcionó? ¿Qué no?
tienes que estudiar para poder tener mucha conducta

3) ¿Por qué los padres eligen dedicar tanto esfuerzo a enviar a sus hijos a la escuela? ¿Qué obstáculos enfrentan al tratar de mantenerlos en la escuela?
para ellos poder trabajar y ganarse la comida de todos os dias.
** BONUS **

4. ¿Cómo sería el juego "Lower East Side: El Costo de la Vida" se parecen? ¿Qué opciones que su familia tiene que hacer para estar sano feliz, tener dinero y estar bien educados. ¿Qué obstáculos se interponen en su camino?tener sembras y comida para sobre vivir.

the break -in boyfriends story

1. Which answer did you pick first? Why?
i pick c because that is the right one because you cannot look at someone else thing.

2. Can you think of other things that people do online that they wouldn’t normally do in person? Give examples.
check peoples profile change people password.

3. How important is your privacy online? Do you care if your friends know your passwords? If you have one, do you let anyone view your Facebook pages? Explain.
i wont let them because then they would tell thins to other people from my facebook.

derecho a la asamblea publica

1. ¿Por qué las personas tienen derecho de reunión pública (para reunir en un mismo lugar por una razón)?

para espresar lo que sienten o protestar aser guelga y por muchas razones mas..

2. ¿Cómo es exactamente lo que pensamos que la tecnología ayudó a manifestantes en el Medio Oriente para montar (Sugerencia: piense en los mensajes de texto, Facebook y Twitter)?
la internet sirve para poder con otras personas optener informacion y muchas cosas mas.

3. Febrero es el Mes de la Historia Negro. ¿Cómo ayudar a asamblea pública el movimiento de derechos civiles?
poner mucha seguridad por todas partes.

4. ¿Cuál sería el movimiento de derechos civiles han mirado como si tuvieran la Internet y los teléfonos celulares?
seria dificil porque no te podrias comunicar con nadie.

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